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fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

Broom broom.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

Broom broom.

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

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who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

you haven't been on in a really long time, why are you on when summer is over
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Lol, umm I’ve been using my personal account a lot and its just been a busy summer. 

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

I’m supposed to be doing my summer homework rn, but my soul has found tumblr.. whoops

yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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I think they should make a male version of Hooters

Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs

It shall be called Pythons

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”