hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
acting cool around ur crush
I have a pimple on my nose
"what are you doing"
"nothing i just took a shower"
"aw :( with out me? haha lol"
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
you were only there for eight hours
who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
i should stop making these
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
OH MY GOD
imagine being cellmates with justin bieber
that baby ain’t cute? push it back in