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hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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fivegum:

I have a pimple on my nose

fivegum:

I have a pimple on my nose

hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"

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basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

iamtallandthin:

you were only there for eight hours

iamtallandthin:

you were only there for eight hours

hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

golarry:

i should stop making these

golarry:

i should stop making these

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

OH MY GOD

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

OH MY GOD

beyoncevevo:

imagine being cellmates with justin bieber 

tupacabra:

that baby ain’t cute? push it back in