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yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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I think they should make a male version of Hooters

Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs

It shall be called Pythons

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

anxietyflowers:

am I ugly or do I have a crappy personality
-a novel by me

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

You leave this website for like a month and your whole life will change omfg